we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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