It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
