Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
should my penis look like a turkey
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
