I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
