Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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