if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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