i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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