Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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