Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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