Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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