Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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