Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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