This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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