Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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