At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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