No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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