thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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