Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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