Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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