I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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