whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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