Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
did i just pee glitter
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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