we have officially lost it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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