in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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