If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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