dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
In America we eat man semen.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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