Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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