Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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