walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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