Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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