I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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