Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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