I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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