hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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