well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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