Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
being pregnant is like rehab
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
