I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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