I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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