Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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