If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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