Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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