that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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