ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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