I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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