I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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