I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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