u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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