i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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