do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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