Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
if only i could text you this smell
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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