Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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