So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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