I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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