One girl and one boy is just not enough.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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