what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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