When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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