hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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